So Yummy.

Here's how mathematicians can use logic to put an ordinary Ham Sandwich high upon a pedestal.

Assumption number 1:

Nothing is better than eternal bliss (something I think we can all pretty much agree upon.)

Assumption Number 2:

A Ham Sandwich is better than nothing (what would you rather have?)

Logical Conclusion:

Therefore, a Ham Sandwich is better than Eternal Bliss.

There you have it!  It's hard to argue with such a logical argument.  I think it's time to have that Ham Sandwich.