A Mathematical Proof that Women are Evil

First we state that women require time and money :  

Women = Time X Money

  And as we all know “time is money”

  Time = Money

 

Therefore by substituting Money for Time we get:  

Women = Money X Money

  Women = (Money)2

 

And because “money is the root of all evil” we therefore can state:

  Money = (Evil)1/2

  And Since

  (Money)2  = Women

  Then    (Money)2  = Evil

   

And we are forced to conclude by substituting "women" for "(money)2" from above that:

  Women = Evil            

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