"It ain't over till it's over."
"This is like deja vu all over
again."
Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we're
lost." - Yogi Berra - "Ya, but we're making great time!"
"You better cut the pizza in four
pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a
man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
"How can you think and hit at the same
time?"
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie:
- "He must have made that before he died"
"If you can't imitate him, don't copy
him."
"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half
is physical"
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look
cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too
crowded."
"I want to thank all those who made
this night necessary."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong
train, so I left early."
Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist
!" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."
"You got to be very careful if you
don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just
ain't hittin."
"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem
like it."
"It was impossible to get a
conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
"When you come to a fork in the road,
take it!"
"I'd find the fellow who lost it, and,
if he was poor, I'd return it." -- When asked what he would do if he
found a million dollars.
"I made a wrong mistake."
"90% of the putts that are short don't
go in."
"You give 100 percent in the first half
of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's
left."
"I take a two hour nap, from one
o'clock to four."
"Do you mean now?" -- When
asked for the time.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi,
you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York.
If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi
replied, "Surprise me."
"Glen Cove." -- Referring to
Glenn Close on a movie review television show.
"It gets late early out there." --
Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium.
"A nickel isn't worth a dime
today."
"If you don't know where you are going,
you will wind up somewhere else."
"I knew I was going to take the wrong
train, so I left early."
"Texas has a lot of electrical
votes." -- During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that
Texas was important to the election.
"I always thought that record would
stand until it was broken."
"If the fans don't come out to the ball
park, you can't stop them."
"Why buy good luggage? You only use it
when you travel."
"It's never happened in the World
Series competition, and it still hasn't."
"How long have you known me, Jack? And
you still don't know how to spell my name." -- Upon receiving a check
from Jack Buck made out to "bearer."
"I'd say he's done more than
that." -- When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded
expectations for the current season.
"The other teams could make trouble for
us if they win."
"He can run anytime he wants. I'm
giving him the red light." -- On the acquisition of fleet Ricky
Henderson.
"I never blame myself when I'm not
hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if
I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at
myself?"
"It ain't the heat; it's the
humility."
"The towels were so thick there I could
hardly close my suitcase."
"You should always go to other people's
funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."
"I didn't really say everything I
said."
"Never
answer an anonymous letter"
"It's
deja vu all over again"
"If
the world were perfect, it wouldn't be "
Yogi
on the 1969 NY Mets....." overwhelming underdogs "
"The
future ain't what it used to be "
"If I didn't
wake up, I'd still be sleeping."
"I always
thought that record would stand until it was broken."
"The other teams
could make trouble for us if they win."
"If you ask me a question I don't know
I'm not going to answer."
"I'm as red as a
sheet."
"I wish I had an
answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."
"Pair up in
threes."
"Don't get me
right I'm just asking!"
"It's not too
far it just seems like it is."
"We have a good
time together, even when we're not together."
"Little League
baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it
keeps the kids out of the house!"
"It ain't over
'till it's over."